THE RIGHT DOO HAS IT'S BENEFITS

Here's Martin Demichilis winning the ball.  The ref could only see the hair. 

CURRENT GREAT: CARLITOS TEVEZ

SPECIAL MENTION: ALBERTO TARANTINI!!!

No room for eyes.  Just hair.

ARGENTINA 1978

The complete example

CARLOS VALDERAMA. No other words required

Here we honor one of the greats. SOCRATES

Batistuta just has it so right.

I have the right hair...

... so why can’t a Sponge tryout for the Argentine National team?”

This guy can start us off

Maradona playing for Boca Juniors in 1981 before corporate advertising hit the shirt.  Boca definitely left some money on the table that year!